Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty!

A parody song by Joe J Thomas

(… lyrics …)

Here’s a little song for free
When you reach a half century
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
You want your life be gettin’ bolder
But instead you’re growin’ older
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

At night you used to go and play
Now you fund your 401k
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Stylist say you’re losing hair
But your back, it look like a bear
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

On your face you see those wrinkles
You wear Depends to catch those tinkles
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Doctor say you should lose weight
He gonna check out your prostate
Bend over, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

That’s a little song I sing
If you don’t remember a thing
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Memory it starts to go
And some parts be hangin’ low
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com