Tiny Thoughts
a small poem by Joe J Thomas
Tiny thoughts, those little things.
They steal my time. They clip my wings.
I see they bother you as well.
Inside your head is where they dwell.
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Yearly Archives: 2014
Good, Fast, Cheap: A New Take
Good, Fast, Cheap: A New Take
by Joe J Thomas
There’s an old project management saying that states: “Good, Fast, Cheap – Pick Two”.
The implication is that it is impossible to have a project that embodies all three qualities (good, fast and cheap).
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Julius Sumner Miller
Julius Sumner Miller
An inspiration in science, learning, and character
Julius Sumner Miller, American Physicist, 1909-1987
I first saw Julius Sumner Miller (pictured above) on reruns of his science show “Why is it so?” As a youngster still in grade school, his teachings and his personality both had a profound effect on me. He truly had a passion for physics and for teaching. His look and mannerisms practically scream “SCIENCE!”. If his goal was to get kids interested in science, math and physics, then it was a rousing success.
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Legal Disclaimer Song
Legal Disclaimer
a song parody by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to Brad Paisley)
Audio:
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Video:
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How I Became a Hip-Hop Manager
How I Became a Hip-Hop Manager
(a mostly true story by Joe J Thomas)
I’m the manager of the biggest star in hip-hop. It’s not like I planned it. It just sort of happened. Let me start at the beginning…
I was on my way to Hollywood to see some friends perform Improv and standup comedy. I knew the name of the place, and that it was at Hollywood and Vine, but I’d never been there in person.
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Dump Art Gallery
Joe’s Dump: Art Gallery!
While writing posts for Joe’s Dump, I was surprised to find out how many graphics I had created.
A few of my favorites are listed below for your viewing pleasure.
Please click on each for a link to a larger version, or to view the original post.
Hope you enjoy the “Joe’s Dump Art Gallery“!
Sincerely,
Aruba Borealis – Curator
Quotes and Commentary:
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You Actor
You. Actor.
Consider this an intervention.
If you really want to become a Voice Actor, there’s one thing you absolutely, positively, must do…
Act.
On stage.
In front of real people.
In a show.
With a script, director, rehearsals, and other actors.
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NDA Blues
NDA Blues
by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas
Following his breakout success “Herbert The Homicidal Turkey” last year, we’ve recently uncovered this early gem from Motif’s 92 year career in his basement. His struggles with “The Man” are evident in both songs, but you can really hear the genesis of the idea in this older classic.
We hope you enjoy “NDA Blues” by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas:
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definition: NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement)
A legally binding contract that ensures a performer will keep their mouth shut about sensitive project details until said project has been released to the general public.
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New Wife!
New Wife!
Over the past 3+ years, my wife has made an amazing transformation. Several amazing transformations actually.
She’s dropped at least 50 pounds, lowered her blood pressure, adapted to a healthier diet, and taken up yoga and hiking with a passion. Yeah, passion – that’s the word for it!
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Linguistic Lamentations
Linguistic Lamentations
with your host:
Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe
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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.
This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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