The Future SUCKS!!!
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Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?
My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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The Future SUCKS!!!
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Yearly Archives: 2014
Henderson and Havner: episode 6!
Henderson and Havner, episode 6 – “Mayor, Mayor, Pants on Fire”
In today’s episode:
Jail and bail go together like… like two things that rhyme! But who’s serving up which?
Listen to episode 6 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Moth or Flame?
Moth or Flame?
As a voice actor, one question seems to keep coming up from other actors, both newbies and veterans:
“How can I find work?”
I gotta be honest with you – this article won’t answer the question directly. However, the change in your perspective presented here may enable you to discover the real answer for yourself. Please read on…
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Sewers
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 3: “The Sewers of E.V.I.L.”
Something’s stirring deep in the bowels of EVIL!
Watch prior episodes, and find out much more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page
Thanks!
Joe
All content created by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com
V321.RU – The Story
V321.RU – The Story
Disclaimer: The following is a compilation of my historical recollections and opinions on two voice over Pay-to-Play sites. In addition, I give my view of likely outcomes based on current trends. All comments and opinions from readers are welcome below. In the end, it is up to the individual readers to come to their own conclusions of the value of these pay-to-play sites. Every business model has benefits and detriments. Your mileage may vary.
— *** The Fake Story ***
From July 19th, 2007 to March 12th, 2008, a little known Pay-To-Play Voice Casting site dominated the internet. Based in the Soviet Union, “V321.RU” was an instant sensation.
They were ready to take your rubles and give you much frustration in return.
True innovators who created famous features such as “SmartCossack”, “SpecialKeywords4U” and the “RatingsSystems” programs that guaranteed bad results, this company was destined to disrupt the industry like TNT in an outhouse!
Now, for the first time, hear the actual recordings from the actual savvy company whose owner was a legend in his own mind.
Henderson and Havner: episode 5!
Henderson and Havner, episode 5 – “She Wore Something Totally Hot as Usual”
In today’s episode:
A chance encounter sends Havner & Henderson on a clandestine operation, and someone’s getting arrested! (and it’s not who you think…)
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Sherlock Holmes’ Third Wife
*** News Flash! ***
Recently unearthed Sherlock Holmes POEM and VIDEO … FOUND!
Can’t get enough Sherlock Holmes? The answer is Elementary!
See below for two (2), count ’em TWO new Sherlock Holmes mini-stories:
First up, a rare Poem –
Sherlock Holmes’ Third Wife
by Dr. John Watson
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The strangest case you never heard
Has not been told till now
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13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
1) Most Numbered Lists Are Numbered
2) Sharing A List Can Make You Feel Smarter
3) 74% Of Lists Contain Unfounded Statistics
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Henderson and Havner: episode 4!
Henderson and Havner, episode 4 – “Running on Empty”
In today’s episode:
Chasing a perp’s not that different from chasing a story. Until you get hit with a designer handbag. Plenty of heavy breathing and illegal action in today’s story!
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Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!
… and now…
The Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!
Number 10:
Asked his stylist to get rid of his gray
Number 9:
Wanted new headshots – thought it was required
Number 8:
Needed to remove hair after a failed Guinness bubble-gum disaster
Number 7:
Ran out of shampoo
Number 6: