In today’s episode:
Captain and Chiefy find common ground while H and H scheme to reach the big time!
Listen to episode 12 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
There are some amazing vanishing tricks in the world of Voice Acting. I’m going to reveal some that I think are essential to success in the business.
Acting
The first trick I learned in acting was the ability to disappear on stage.
In honor of Meat Loaf‘s upcoming birthday on Sept. 27th (Happy Birthday Mr. Loaf!!!)…
Today I’d like to dissect his song “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad“.
It’s a great rock ballad from 1977. Packed with deep emotions and hidden meaning, it strikes a chord in me every time I hear it.
But what if we look at it from a few different perspectives:
Here’s how the song is seen in each of these cases:
Shopping for socks. Why is it that whatever ones I buy always seem to grab my toes like some boa constrictor? Are my feet abnormally long or something? I mean, I know my second toe is longer than the big toe. That’s normal, right? Based on sock manufacturers, I have to conclude that everyone just has smaller feet than me. Or they’re fine with their feet being bound, unable to wiggle their toes.
Shopping for a sofa. Why is it that whatever sofa I sit on, the seat is always way too deep? It’s the perfect depth between being an actual couch, and a couch with an ottoman. I guess I could buy some throw pillows so my back can actually touch something when my feet are on the floor. Maybe that’s it! It’s a conspiracy between the couch makers union and the throw pillow makers union. (checks online for throw pillow makers union) Nope. I guess that’s not it. I guess I just have to conclude that everyone else has longer femurs than I do.
So, to all of the long-legged, short-footed people buying stuff out there… Congratulations! You’ve flooded the market with your merchandise and I can’t find anything!
Now then, on to more important matters.
Why are my sleeves always so long?!?!?!?
(parody song of “Life in the Fast Lane” by The Eagles)
Concept and Lyrics by: Joe J Thomas
Voice, Guitar, and Mix by: Power Salad
Copyright: Joe J Thomas and JoesDump.com 2015
All Rights Reserved
Not A Quinn-Martin Production
—— Lyrics ——
“Livin’ With Fast Food”
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In today’s episode:
Chiefy reaches the breaking point with Havner, who takes her frustrations out on Henderson!
Listen to episode 11 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Sciatica.
Over a year ago I was in some serious pain. It was the third or fourth time I had a flare-up, and was by far the worst.
I couldn’t walk, stand, sit, sleep or move without excruciating pain shooting down my leg. Driving was unbearable. And don’t even get me started on putting on socks…
Steroids and pain relievers just weren’t doing much, so I’d decided to try getting a spinal cortisone injection. I honestly thought that surgery was the next unavoidable step.
The spinal injection had little or no effect. I was at a decision point. Surgery or Physical Therapy (again).
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Windows 10
I got the notice in my tray that I could get a free upgrade to Windows 10
I read all the previews.
I read all the dire warnings.
I checked with equipment manufacturers sites to verify compatibility.
(Click HERE to see the full configuration of my system)
Then, I foolishly scheduled it to install on 8/8/2015.
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Robin Williams, Sam Kinison, and a Demon walk into a bar…
Is this a joke?
No. It’s a dream I had.
You see, in the dream, the Demon was there for my soul.
He came into the bar while I was chatting with Robin and Sam.
Being a well mannered spawn from hell, he joined in on the conversation.
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In today’s episode:
Henderson continues to not be a cardio dude, and Havner gets herself out of trouble!
Listen to episode 10 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions: