Memorial Moment
Please join me in a moment of silence, along with IAVA.org, to Honor the Fallen on Memorial Day.
Go silent at 12:01PM EDT.
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#GoSilent
Please join me in a moment of silence, along with IAVA.org, to Honor the Fallen on Memorial Day.
Go silent at 12:01PM EDT.
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#GoSilent
How can a picture of a Turkey with some guns drive traffic to a web site?
It’s a mystery well worth investigating…
Back in November, 2013, I posted a song parody “Herbert The Homicidal Turkey” for Thanksgiving. It featured the following picture of the felonious fowl:
Fast forward to today… not a day goes by that Joe’s Dump doesn’t get at least a few hits for the song.
So, what gives? Where are the hits coming from?
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(tips and tricks from a couple of foodies)
My wife and I eat out a lot. So how do we stay healthy when dining on restaurant food?
Spread Out!
When ordering a sandwich, skip the mayo, aioli, pesto, cream cheese or other spreads.
This cuts down the calories significantly.
If you’d like some for flavor, ask for it on the side, then just use it sparingly.
Undressed!
The big mistake people make when ordering something healthy like a salad is to trust the restaurant to put on the dressing. Don’t do it!
For most of our salads, we order them undressed, and use a bit of balsamic vinegar for flavor (no oil).
You might also get the dressing on the side. Choose a lighter dressing like a vinaigrette rather than a ranch or other creamy dressing.
Grease Me Up!
If you have a choice between grilled, sauteed or fried, go for grilled.
Second best would be sauteed.
Make sure they don’t add extra butter or oil.
Other Tips…
Managing your weight can be a difficult proposition when eating out. But it’s not impossible if you’re aware of the pitfalls and follow a few simple rules.
Happy Eating!
Joe
a mostly non-scientific, unverifiable theory by Joe J Thomas
Connection. As humans we seek it on a variety of levels. Be it spouses, family, friends. And on a wider view, pets, nature and even inanimate objects (got a favorite chair or mug?).
But what if humans, and everything else for that matter, are already connected on a much deeper level?
No, I’m not talking about “The Force“… although, by the time I’m done I might be.
Let me start at the beginning.
We Are Star-Stuff
Virgil Villain and his henchman Weevil are hosting a “Lair Warming Party” on Evil Island… But with so many villains attending, who will be in control at the end?
Starring: (in order of appearance)
Joe J Thomas as Virgil Villain/Weevil
Herb Merriweather as Herb
James O. Johnson Jr. as JJ
Daniel Pierce as Mag Na Tude
Will Roberts as Atticus Merle
Marc Cashman as Johnny Wa
K. Woo as Sammy Smallfries
Nancy McLemore as Fatty Liver
Rebecca Michaels Haugh as Ida Herdja
Laila Berzins as Nicolette Clapper
(other voices by Joe J Thomas)
Live! from EVIL is a short-format 3d animated comedy series. See what happens with heroes and villains between all that action stuff 😉
Official Site: www.LiveFromEvil.com
Copyright Joe J Thomas, 2015. All rights reserved.
Not a Quinn-Martin Production.
External Links:
IMDB Listing for Ep. 007: Gathering of EVIL!
Live! from E.V.I.L. episodes on YouTube
*** Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, and I don’t claim to know the law. The following is just my personal experience in one area of copyright… Reader discretion is advised! ***
How is a major record label making money off of my song?
Well, if you do parodies, sooner or later someone’s gonna notice and claim copyright.
For me, that happened with a parody I did of Brad Paisley’s “Mr. Policeman”, and posted it on YouTube. Ironically, my parody is about Legal Disclaimers:
Copyright is a thorny issue, to be sure. I can understand both sides.
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Conspiracy from the halls of power
Governments, Religions, Industries
They meet in secret
Secured in VPN tunneled chats
In person at clandestine locations
Guarded by muscle, money and technology
The powerful ones decide
Which Conspiracy Theory to foster
Keep the masses busy… Preoccupied
Angry at something, or someone else
Like jingling the keys in front of an infant
We watch, and talk, and argue
While they do whatever they want
And they get away with it
Because we are easily led
Conspiracy Theories
Terrorists, Vaccines, UFOs, Planetary Alignment
They push them out to the publicity machine
Like drug dealers to the junkies
And the truth is buried under a mountain of meaningless noise
This is my Conspiracy Theory Conspiracy Theory
Who knows what the future will bring?
Well, here at Joe’s Dump Labs, we do!
Follow me on an investigation of new areas of scientific research that may forever change the studio of tomorrow…
Imagine a light, flexible material that you could easily apply to walls, or even just hang from the ceiling – that would completely change the acoustic shape of your room!
Enter Acoustic Cloaking!
Using a material made from plastic sheets with a precise array of holes, Dr. Steven Cummer of Duke University was able to effectively make an object invisible to sound!
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*** WARNING!!! ***
Joe’s Traffic School is not a school, traffic school, or otherwise knowlegable entity.
We really don’t know squat about the law, driving, or motor vehicles.
What follows is a rant about traffic.
Reader discretion is advised!
General notes:
Pay Attention!
Stay Alert!
Be Courteous and Considerate! (news flash: other people exist, moron)
Don’t Honk! (unless absolutely necessary)
Front of the Line – Stop lights: