Commercial Intelligence
Top things I learned from watching TV Commercials:
- Making a sandwich is as difficult as getting a medical degree
- Men don’t know about laxatives, and can’t read boxes
- People need cars with auto-brakes because they can’t focus with their kids in the car
- 6 is greater than 1
- Frying pans can withstand fire
- Stubborn belly fat can be eliminated by drinking shakes
- Nothing is forever: (restaurant shrimp special) “It’s endless, but it won’t last forever!”
PLUS! As a follow up to my “Commercial Broken” post (see below), all of the commercials I found fault with have been removed from YouTube. Coincidence? I think not!
All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com