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Stunt Casting: Looney Toons

Stunt Casting (noun):
the practice of hiring famous actors for animated cartoons to garner additional publicity and sales

On today’s episode of:
Stunt Casting
We reveal the original celebrity casting of the Looney Toons.

Warning!
childhood memories may be shattered

Viewer discretion is advised…

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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ObamaCare! on Dr. Demento!

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*** Huge News ***

My ObamaCare Halloween parody song (below) is on this week’s Dr. Demento Halloween show! (how cool is that?!?!?)

Here’s a direct link to the Dr. Demento site:
Dr. Demento (official site)

It’s airing as the grand finale of a 2-hour episode… Streaming direct from the Dr. at $2 for the whole show, and there are also monthly and yearly subscription if you’re truly deeeemented 😉

… and below is a re-posting of the song and lyrics – Enjoy!

ObamaCare!

(a Halloween parody song)

written and voiced by Joe J Thomas

 
*** Download the ObamaCare Halloween Parody MP3 Here! ***
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The Incredible BellyMan!

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The Incredible BellyMan!

BellyMan!

written and drawn by Rich Stimac
voiced by Joe J Thomas

Often I’m asked (and by often, I mean never) “Hey Joe! What was your first voice over?”

Funny you should bring that up!

When I was younger, I was fat. No, not “pleasingly plump”, or “gravity challenged”, just fat. Back then, it was ok to be called that, before all the Politically Correct nonsense took over… but I’ll save that for another post! 😉

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RoboCall? RoboAnswer It!

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RoboCall? Robo-Answer It!

RogoAnswer!

The RoboAnswer Audio (play this when you get a RoboCall):

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      Download the RoboAnswer MP3 Here!

The Story:

I’m in my home studio recording an audition when the phone rings.
Thinking it might be my wife, I answer:

Me: Hello?
RC: This is an urgent message about your available credit. Would you like to lower your monthl…
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
RC: Hi. This is Todd. Are you calling to learn how to lower yo…
Me: Actually, Todd, I’d like you to remove my number from your call li…
RC: (click. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp…)
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
Me: (slamming down the phone) Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!

If only there was some way I could do something about these blasted RoboCalls!
Wait a sec… I’m a voice actor!
I can do something.
And that’s how RoboAnswer was born!

The next time you get any kind of mind-numbingly boring sales or other call, just play the above clip into the phone. Be sure to put it on repeat, then just walk away!

For your convenience there’s also a link to the MP3 file under the player.

Enjoy!,
Joe
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The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice

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The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice

a children’s story written and voiced by Joe J Thomas

The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice
 

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Once upon a time in the land of Spostabe, there was a minotaur named Kevin.

Like all minotaurs, his name was required to start with a “K”.

When Kevin reached the age of 18, his father, Kyle, put him in charge of guarding his very own maze. Continue reading

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It Arts So Good

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It Arts So Good

with your host Aruba Borealis

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Outstanding In My Field by Aruba Borealis

Outstanding In My Field
by Aruba Borealis

—— transcript ——

Hola, and welcome to “It Arts So Good”.

I am your gracious host, Aruba Borealis, your guide into the fascinating world of the art.

Come with me as we explore what is, and what is not, the art.
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JPR – Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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JPR – Joe Public Radio

JPR Logo

This United States Life

presents:
Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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In his spare time, he sits alone at a well-known diner, waiting to be discovered.

He has a check made out to himself for a million dollars, since that’s how Jim Carrey did it.

Disney is on his resume… because he once visited the theme park.
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Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings

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Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings

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Howdy, buckaroos!

My name’s Big Jim McBob. Seems like folks are always asking me to speechify on things, so to help ‘em out, this here’s Big Jim McBob’sCowboy Musings“.

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