Five Star VO
Ten years ago, my career in VO got a boost of NASA proportions.
Through the kindness of a VP at Disney and five amazing animation stars, I landed my first agent.
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Category Archives: Audio
Dump Gold! (2014 Edition)
Dump Gold!
(2014 edition)
Joe’s Dump has been around over 2 years. With more than 100 posts, it’s time for a bit of Dump Digging to harvest out some of my favorite posts from the past year…
Organized by category for your convenience below – Enjoy!
Business:
V321.ru – The Story
Moth or Flame?
Technology Rising, Quality Sinking
You Actor
Good, Fast, Cheap – A New Take
Branding Versatility
The Myth Of Conversational VO
Silent Computer
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Goal Deluxe
Goal Deluxe
Words.
We’re bombarded by them every day. Some of us even get paid to speak them.
But what if the words were changed?
What if they only made sense when you read them out loud?
Here’s a classic fairy tale rewritten using totally different words, yet understandable when spoken.
Listen to “Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers”
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Alit Dulls Dory: Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
Won sap pun a tine dare washer ladle gull culled Goal Deluxe
zoo leave din dissenter offer lodge forced widow mutter hander
fodder.
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Culinary Quickies! (Henderson episode 3)
Henderson’s Culinary Quickies!
Henderson Moment Episode 3:
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Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”
… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!
~~~ Transcript: ~~~
Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
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Richard II
Richard II
by William Shakespeare
King Richard II: monologue from act 3, scene 2.
Read by Joe J Thomas
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Full Script: Richard II (click here)
Wikipedia: Richard II (play)
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KING RICHARD II
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Legal Disclaimer Song
Legal Disclaimer
a song parody by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to Brad Paisley)
Audio:
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Video:
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Linguistic Lamentations
Linguistic Lamentations
with your host:
Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe
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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.
This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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Henderson and Havner: episode 8!
Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”
In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!
Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!
Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”
In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?
Listen to episode 7 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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The Future SUCKS!!!
The Future SUCKS!!!
LISTEN HERE!!!
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Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?
My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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