Live! from E.V.I.L. – Escape!

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Live! from E.V.I.L.

(Evil Villain Island Lair)

Episode 4: “Escape from E.V.I.L.”

Weevil has been kidnapped by Doc Matter! Can our heroes save him? And what exactly is Doc Matter’s horrible secret?!?!

Watch prior episodes, and find out more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page

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The Rubber Chicken Standard

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Chicken Measuring

The “Metric System” never quite caught on in the U.S. of A. And the “Imperial System” with it’s feet, yards and inches doesn’t make much intuitive sense either. Seems like every time someone wants to measure something, they come up with a new standard. Every news story has some tie-in to measuring:

Announcer:
“Just how deep is the ocean, Professor Doctor Person?”
Professor:
“Well if you can imagine 3 Empire State Buildings stacked on top of each other…”

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Henderson and Havner: episode 8!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!

Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?

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The Future SUCKS!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

LISTEN HERE!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

—— Transcript ——

Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?

My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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Henderson and Havner: episode 6!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 6 – “Mayor, Mayor, Pants on Fire”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Jail and bail go together like… like two things that rhyme! But who’s serving up which?

Listen to episode 6 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Sewers

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Live! from E.V.I.L.

(Evil Villain Island Lair)

Episode 3: “The Sewers of E.V.I.L.”
Something’s stirring deep in the bowels of EVIL!

Live! from EVIL ep003 Title

Watch prior episodes, and find out much more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page

Thanks!
Joe

 

All content created by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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V321.RU – The Story

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V321.RU – The Story

Disclaimer: The following is a compilation of my historical recollections and opinions on two voice over Pay-to-Play sites. In addition, I give my view of likely outcomes based on current trends. All comments and opinions from readers are welcome below. In the end, it is up to the individual readers to come to their own conclusions of the value of these pay-to-play sites. Every business model has benefits and detriments. Your mileage may vary.

— *** The Fake Story ***

From July 19th, 2007 to March 12th, 2008, a little known Pay-To-Play Voice Casting site dominated the internet. Based in the Soviet Union, “V321.RU” was an instant sensation.

They were ready to take your rubles and give you much frustration in return.

True innovators who created famous features such as “SmartCossack”, “SpecialKeywords4U” and the “RatingsSystems” programs that guaranteed bad results, this company was destined to disrupt the industry like TNT in an outhouse!

Now, for the first time, hear the actual recordings from the actual savvy company whose owner was a legend in his own mind.

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Henderson and Havner: episode 5!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 5 – “She Wore Something Totally Hot as Usual”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
A chance encounter sends Havner & Henderson on a clandestine operation, and someone’s getting arrested! (and it’s not who you think…)

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Sherlock Holmes’ Third Wife

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*** News Flash! ***
Recently unearthed Sherlock Holmes POEM and VIDEO … FOUND!

Can’t get enough Sherlock Holmes? The answer is Elementary!

See below for two (2), count ’em TWO new Sherlock Holmes mini-stories:

First up, a rare Poem –

Sherlock Holmes’ Third Wife

by Dr. John Watson

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The strangest case you never heard
Has not been told till now
When Sherlock Holmes, not once but thrice
Bespoke a wedding vow Continue reading

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