In today’s episode:
H and H regroup, but Captain and Chiefy overhear and the game is afoot!
Listen to episode 13 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
Captain and Chiefy find common ground while H and H scheme to reach the big time!
Listen to episode 12 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Shopping for socks. Why is it that whatever ones I buy always seem to grab my toes like some boa constrictor? Are my feet abnormally long or something? I mean, I know my second toe is longer than the big toe. That’s normal, right? Based on sock manufacturers, I have to conclude that everyone just has smaller feet than me. Or they’re fine with their feet being bound, unable to wiggle their toes.
Shopping for a sofa. Why is it that whatever sofa I sit on, the seat is always way too deep? It’s the perfect depth between being an actual couch, and a couch with an ottoman. I guess I could buy some throw pillows so my back can actually touch something when my feet are on the floor. Maybe that’s it! It’s a conspiracy between the couch makers union and the throw pillow makers union. (checks online for throw pillow makers union) Nope. I guess that’s not it. I guess I just have to conclude that everyone else has longer femurs than I do.
So, to all of the long-legged, short-footed people buying stuff out there… Congratulations! You’ve flooded the market with your merchandise and I can’t find anything!
Now then, on to more important matters.
Why are my sleeves always so long?!?!?!?
(parody song of “Life in the Fast Lane” by The Eagles)
Concept and Lyrics by: Joe J Thomas
Voice, Guitar, and Mix by: Power Salad
Copyright: Joe J Thomas and JoesDump.com 2015
All Rights Reserved
Not A Quinn-Martin Production
—— Lyrics ——
“Livin’ With Fast Food”
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In today’s episode:
Chiefy reaches the breaking point with Havner, who takes her frustrations out on Henderson!
Listen to episode 11 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
Henderson continues to not be a cardio dude, and Havner gets herself out of trouble!
Listen to episode 10 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
(a parody tribute for Donald Trump)
Written and performed by Joe J Thomas
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In today’s episode:
Is Henderson in league with crime boss Ellery Sparks? Will Havner turn it into the story of the year? Or are they just going to get arrested again?
Listen to episode 9 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Fiverr Ten
A desperate guy named Ted
Wrote a Fiverr ad which read:
“For five bucks I’ll voice”
“Whatever’s your choice”
“And for ten you’ll get breakfast in bed!”
DAW, Doh!
Is your system a Mac or PC?
AIF, WAV, MP3?
When you’re starting VO
It’s important to know
What’s better? Protools or Adobe?
Re: Union
The union will give you a say
As a group we have more sway Continue reading
*** Season 2 of Henderson and Havner is coming soon! ***
In celebration, here are some outtakes from Season 1 with the full cast of Henderson and Havner… What? Did you think we didn’t make misteaks?!?!?
Hear the entire Blooper Reel from Season 1 here:
… PLUS!
Hear all of season one and the solo episodes here:
Henderson’s Page on Joe’s Dump