Commercial Broken
Ever watch a commercial and think “How the heck did *this* get approved?!?!?”
Below is a short collection of commercial snafus. Each of these went through the many layers of creative and corporate approval before being released in their obviously flawed form.
… I still don’t have a clue how that happens!
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*** WARNING!!! ***
Joe’s Traffic School is not a school, traffic school, or otherwise knowlegable entity.
We really don’t know squat about the law, driving, or motor vehicles.
What follows is a rant about traffic.
Reader discretion is advised!
General notes:
Pay Attention!
Stay Alert!
Be Courteous and Considerate! (news flash: other people exist, moron)
Don’t Honk! (unless absolutely necessary)
Front of the Line – Stop lights:
Joe’s Dump has been around over 2 years. With more than 100 posts, it’s time for a bit of Dump Digging to harvest out some of my favorite posts from the past year…
Organized by category for your convenience below – Enjoy!
Business:
V321.ru – The Story
Moth or Flame?
Technology Rising, Quality Sinking
You Actor
Good, Fast, Cheap – A New Take
Branding Versatility
The Myth Of Conversational VO
Silent Computer
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Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”
… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!
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Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
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Episode 5: “EVIL Noir!”
(The Maltese Cheese)
EVIL goes back in time to do an entire Noir episode!
Watch for dozens of famous quotes from the Film Noir genre.
Filmed in:
(showing you the movie sources during playback!)
Featuring quotes from the following Film Noir movies:
Beat The Devil (1953)
The Black Dahlia (2006)
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(with apologies to Brad Paisley)
Audio:
Video:
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Following his breakout success “Herbert The Homicidal Turkey” last year, we’ve recently uncovered this early gem from Motif’s 92 year career in his basement. His struggles with “The Man” are evident in both songs, but you can really hear the genesis of the idea in this older classic.
We hope you enjoy “NDA Blues” by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas:
definition: NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement)
A legally binding contract that ensures a performer will keep their mouth shut about sensitive project details until said project has been released to the general public.
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with your host:
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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.
This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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