Mountain Larnin’

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Mountain Larnin’

If you need a new character or dialect, an old book might be a treasure chest of inspiration…

The Code Of The Mountains
While browsing through a used book store, I chanced upon an ancient copy of “The Code Of The Mountains” by Charles Neville Buck (pub. 1915).

Scanning through the pages, the first thing that caught my eye was that the character dialog was all written in dialect! For example, instead of “How far might it be to Winchester?” they say “How fur mout hit be ter Winchester?“.

This was an amazing way to learn a new dialect, or create a brand new character.

You can read the entire book here:
“The Code Of The Mountains” on Project Gutenberg
(warning: antiquated thinking may be potential offensive to sensitive individuals)

Below, you’ll find some select quotes from the first 20-or-so pages…

We open with Newt Spooner, a boy from Troublesome Creek in the Cumberland Ridges of Virginia. Or maybe Kentucky. Around 1897. He’s just gotten out of prison: Continue reading

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Stop!

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Stop! Ah, the humble stop sign. In countries around the globe, the shape, color and lettering are something we all are familiar with. They’re also easy targets for some very funny defacing! (as you’ll see below). For a bit of … Continue reading

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Julius Sumner Miller

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Julius Sumner Miller

An inspiration in science, learning, and character

Julius Sumner Miller

Julius Sumner Miller, American Physicist, 1909-1987

I first saw Julius Sumner Miller (pictured above) on reruns of his science show “Why is it so?” As a youngster still in grade school, his teachings and his personality both had a profound effect on me. He truly had a passion for physics and for teaching. His look and mannerisms practically scream “SCIENCE!”. If his goal was to get kids interested in science, math and physics, then it was a rousing success.
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Linguistic Lamentations

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Linguistic Lamentations

with your host:

Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe

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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.

This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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Maybe We Ain’t Us

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Maybe We Ain’t Us

— a poem by Joe J Thomas —

I’m not who you think I am.
And neither are you.
As years pass, some cells have died.
Others take their place.
Atom by atom.
New memories forged and old ones slip away.
Like a magic trick performed by a great wizard.
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Read My Blog!

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Read My Blog!

Attention!

Blog. Blogging. Blogger.

These words didn’t even exist 20 years ago. And now they seem to dominate the online landscape. What started as a simple “Web Log” has turned into so much more. News, opinion, diaries, reviews, promotions, etc. But what does it all mean? And what’s the purpose of any individual blog?
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Olde Skool Tech

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Olde Skool Tech

All these “Throwback” and “Flashback” days on social media sites got me thinking about the technology I had growing up. Here’s some of the very first tech that I personally used back in the 70’s and 80’s. Click on any of the images for a larger view.

If you’ve got some fond tech memories, please add your comments at the bottom.

Enjoy!

TI-30 LED Calculator
Ah, you never forget your first… Got this for Christmas one year from my parents:
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The Future SUCKS!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

LISTEN HERE!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

—— Transcript ——

Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?

My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!

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… and now…

The Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!

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Number 10:
Asked his stylist to get rid of his gray

Number 9:
Wanted new headshots – thought it was required

Number 8:
Needed to remove hair after a failed Guinness bubble-gum disaster

Number 7:
Ran out of shampoo

Number 6:

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Let’s Be Honest

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Let’s Be Honest

Honesty. It’s become an endangered species in our world today. And what exactly do I blame this on? The rise of “Political Correctness” (aka. PC).

“But wait, Joe!”, you say, “How can being nice and respecting others lead to dishonesty?”.

Oh, it does. And it’s worse than that. The rise of PC is leading to the very downfall of our health, creativity, and society as we know it! Let me explain by citing real-world examples…

Hang onto your hats, people – this is gonna be one bad-ass, controversial post!
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