The Future SUCKS!!!
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Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?
My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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The Future SUCKS!!!
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Category Archives: Opinion
Moth or Flame?
Moth or Flame?
As a voice actor, one question seems to keep coming up from other actors, both newbies and veterans:
“How can I find work?”
I gotta be honest with you – this article won’t answer the question directly. However, the change in your perspective presented here may enable you to discover the real answer for yourself. Please read on…
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V321.RU – The Story
V321.RU – The Story
Disclaimer: The following is a compilation of my historical recollections and opinions on two voice over Pay-to-Play sites. In addition, I give my view of likely outcomes based on current trends. All comments and opinions from readers are welcome below. In the end, it is up to the individual readers to come to their own conclusions of the value of these pay-to-play sites. Every business model has benefits and detriments. Your mileage may vary.
— *** The Fake Story ***
From July 19th, 2007 to March 12th, 2008, a little known Pay-To-Play Voice Casting site dominated the internet. Based in the Soviet Union, “V321.RU” was an instant sensation.
They were ready to take your rubles and give you much frustration in return.
True innovators who created famous features such as “SmartCossack”, “SpecialKeywords4U” and the “RatingsSystems” programs that guaranteed bad results, this company was destined to disrupt the industry like TNT in an outhouse!
Now, for the first time, hear the actual recordings from the actual savvy company whose owner was a legend in his own mind.
13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
1) Most Numbered Lists Are Numbered
2) Sharing A List Can Make You Feel Smarter
3) 74% Of Lists Contain Unfounded Statistics
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Let’s Be Honest
Let’s Be Honest
Honesty. It’s become an endangered species in our world today. And what exactly do I blame this on? The rise of “Political Correctness” (aka. PC).
“But wait, Joe!”, you say, “How can being nice and respecting others lead to dishonesty?”.
Oh, it does. And it’s worse than that. The rise of PC is leading to the very downfall of our health, creativity, and society as we know it! Let me explain by citing real-world examples…
Hang onto your hats, people – this is gonna be one bad-ass, controversial post!
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Ballad of Edward Snowden
Ballad of Edward Snowden
(parody of “Desperado”)
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to “The Eagles”)
*** Download the Ballad of Edward Snowden Parody MP3 Here! ***
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It’s A Numbers Game
It’s a Numbers Game
Numbers. Useful little things. We rely on them for all kinds of information. But that information is not always as beneficial as it seems. In fact, relying on numbers can become an addictive crutch, or even cause undue stress. Join me on my new quest to go on a “Numbers Diet”! Continue reading
When Did You Stop Doing Your Job?
When Did You Stop Doing Your Job?
(an open rant to those who view coaching as the apex of all careers)
Q: How is a Free VO Conference Call like a Free Vacation at a Time Share?
A: (c’mon, you already know the answer!)
I dunno about you, but one of my current pet peeves it the sheer volume of advertising I am deluged with by folks trying to sell me their coaching services. Continue reading
Poll: Where Does Your Pet Sleep?
Where Does Your Pet Sleep?
Ahhhh, morning!
I wake up, but my arm is still asleep. Why? Because there’s a cat on it, of course…
Nez (pictured above) was a very shy, skittish cat we got from a local shelter. She hid under the couch for the first 2 months, before moving cautiously to being under the coffee table. Now, as you can see, she’s very comfortable being out and about. Nez is a very sweet kitty, but not very zen (hence the name 😉 ).
Over the years, there have been over a dozen animals in various houses, and each with their own personality and quirky ways. Some like to sleep on the bare floor, some on carpet, in a pet bed, or even an old cardboard box.
Where does your favorite animal buddy like to sleep? Please let me know on the survey, and leave a comment if you have a special story…
Thanks,
Joe
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Are You a Good Waiter?
Watching Waiters Work
by Joe J Thomas
My wife and I are “foodies”… that is, we eat at restaurants quite a bit. To be fair, her palate was miles beyond mine when we met, but I am gradually catching up. Naturally, over time I’ve become more discerning – of the food, the atmosphere, and especially of the service.
Good service can keep me coming back just as sure as bad service can drive me away. And that’s what led me to the following introspective question:
“Am I a Good Waiter?”
The more I thought about it, the more I realized that being successful in business hinges on many of the same qualities I admire in a good waiter. Continue reading