Goal Deluxe

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Goal Deluxe

Words.

We’re bombarded by them every day. Some of us even get paid to speak them.

But what if the words were changed?
What if they only made sense when you read them out loud?

Here’s a classic fairy tale rewritten using totally different words, yet understandable when spoken.

Listen to “Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers

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Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers

 
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Alit Dulls Dory: Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers

Won sap pun a tine dare washer ladle gull culled Goal Deluxe
zoo leave din dissenter offer lodge forced widow mutter hander
fodder.
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Culinary Quickies! (Henderson episode 3)

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Henderson’s Culinary Quickies!

Henderson Moment Episode 3:

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Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”

… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!


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Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
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Richard II

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Richard II

by William Shakespeare

King Richard II: monologue from act 3, scene 2.
Read by Joe J Thomas

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Richard II - sample

Full Script: Richard II (click here)

Wikipedia: Richard II (play)

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KING RICHARD II
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Legal Disclaimer Song

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Legal Disclaimer

a song parody by Joe J Thomas

(with apologies to Brad Paisley)

Legal Disclaimer Song
Audio:

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NDA Blues

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NDA Blues

by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas

Motif "Bluesman" Thomas

Following his breakout success “Herbert The Homicidal Turkey” last year, we’ve recently uncovered this early gem from Motif’s 92 year career in his basement. His struggles with “The Man” are evident in both songs, but you can really hear the genesis of the idea in this older classic.

We hope you enjoy “NDA Blues” by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas:

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definition: NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement)
A legally binding contract that ensures a performer will keep their mouth shut about sensitive project details until said project has been released to the general public.


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Linguistic Lamentations

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Linguistic Lamentations

with your host:

Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe

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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.

This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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Henderson and Havner: episode 8!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”

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In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!

Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”

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In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?

Listen to episode 7 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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The Future SUCKS!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

LISTEN HERE!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

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Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?

My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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Henderson and Havner: episode 6!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 6 – “Mayor, Mayor, Pants on Fire”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Jail and bail go together like… like two things that rhyme! But who’s serving up which?

Listen to episode 6 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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